Pogmumquatgov is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless meerkat.

Pogmumquatgov created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogmumquatgov, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogmumquatgov, it will be very sad.

Pogmumquatgov's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pogmumquatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.
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