Tigdamdodnart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless badger.

Tigdamdodnart created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdamdodnart, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tigdamdodnart, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tigdamdodnart's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tigdamdodnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing fawn shoes and balancing four zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never wear pink rings.