Tailhannat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving lizard.

Tailhannat created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhannat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailhannat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailhannat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tailhannat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Tailhannat loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.