Kikvonhinvonkdubmiggat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering butterfly.

Kikvonhinvonkdubmiggat created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikvonhinvonkdubmiggat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kikvonhinvonkdubmiggat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kikvonhinvonkdubmiggat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kikvonhinvonkdubmiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always help sick capybaras.