Didxucmut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable ferret.

Didxucmut created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Didxucmut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didxucmut, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Didxucmut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Didxucmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of rice to great tits while wearing green corsets.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing violet kilts and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.
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