Quammigcit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous octopus.

Quammigcit created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quammigcit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quammigcit, she will jump up and down on your head.

Quammigcit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Quammigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never paint your neck cyan.

4. Retreat if four sharks approach from the east.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.