Mobgenominbeg Listweedot Gofmadlag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm wren.

Mobgenominbeg Listweedot Gofmadlag created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgenominbeg Listweedot Gofmadlag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobgenominbeg Listweedot Gofmadlag, it will destroy your home planet.

Mobgenominbeg Listweedot Gofmadlag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mobgenominbeg Listweedot Gofmadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never hop in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Put Mobgenominbeg Listweedot Gofmadlag first in all things.