Pasgubflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish gnu.

Pasgubflis created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pasgubflis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasgubflis, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pasgubflis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pasgubflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Pasgubflis must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lots of peas to great tits while wearing black kilts.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.