Fligpangdiss Tonkhasfot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, cheerful human.

Fligpangdiss Tonkhasfot created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligpangdiss Tonkhasfot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fligpangdiss Tonkhasfot, she will turn you into a snail.

Fligpangdiss Tonkhasfot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fligpangdiss Tonkhasfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear gray hats.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Do not leap in public.