Podlimbad Hubligkad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful armadillo.

Podlimbad Hubligkad created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podlimbad Hubligkad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Podlimbad Hubligkad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Podlimbad Hubligkad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Podlimbad Hubligkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Podlimbad Hubligkad's priests.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.