Rowparkflam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane bee.

Rowparkflam created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Rowparkflam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowparkflam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rowparkflam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rowparkflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rowparkflam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.