Xucrenarfgidlegbotsislit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, irritating octopus.

Xucrenarfgidlegbotsislit created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucrenarfgidlegbotsislit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucrenarfgidlegbotsislit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xucrenarfgidlegbotsislit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xucrenarfgidlegbotsislit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help seals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Xucrenarfgidlegbotsislit must be the most important thing in your life.