Banhugfot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful bear.

Banhugfot created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banhugfot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Banhugfot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Banhugfot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Banhugfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Always obey Banhugfot's priests.