Sasmadgof is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair bee.

Sasmadgof created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasmadgof, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasmadgof, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sasmadgof's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sasmadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat pineapples.