Gudmonvil is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective fox.

Gudmonvil created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudmonvil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gudmonvil, she will turn you into a rat.

Gudmonvil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gudmonvil's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never mention squirrels.