Wipkaddub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome capybara.

Wipkaddub created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipkaddub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wipkaddub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wipkaddub's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wipkaddub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wipkaddub.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.