Donhivcid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Donhivcid created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhivcid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Donhivcid, it will not care at all.

Donhivcid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Donhivcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Learn five new languages a year.