Dotsablimnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying meerkat.

Dotsablimnul created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotsablimnul, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dotsablimnul, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dotsablimnul's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dotsablimnul's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the east.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always obey Dotsablimnul's priests.