Nullpogbab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic goat.

Nullpogbab created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullpogbab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullpogbab, it will be very unhappy.

Nullpogbab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nullpogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Nullpogbab loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to pigs while wearing green coats.

5. Put Nullpogbab first in all things.