Farcebgen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent snake.

Farcebgen created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farcebgen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farcebgen, she will turn you into a slug.

Farcebgen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Farcebgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.