Sugxucksas Vonknillstip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, clever rhinoceros.

Sugxucksas Vonknillstip created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Sugxucksas Vonknillstip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugxucksas Vonknillstip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sugxucksas Vonknillstip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sugxucksas Vonknillstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sugxucksas Vonknillstip's name in vain.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sugxucksas Vonknillstip.