Quagtiggil Febcenbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate dragonfly.

Quagtiggil Febcenbom created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagtiggil Febcenbom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagtiggil Febcenbom, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quagtiggil Febcenbom's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Quagtiggil Febcenbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.