Madjapstik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless owl.

Madjapstik created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madjapstik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madjapstik, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Madjapstik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Madjapstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Worship no other gods but Madjapstik.

5. Never wear kilts.