Mobgubgepdin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident dingo.

Mobgubgepdin created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgubgepdin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mobgubgepdin, it will strike you with lightening.

Mobgubgepdin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mobgubgepdin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Always wear green.