Dapgemhap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless fox.

Dapgemhap created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapgemhap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dapgemhap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dapgemhap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dapgemhap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dapgemhap.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always obey Dapgemhap's priests.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never bounce in the presence of rats.