Venkipstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong hedgehog.

Venkipstrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Venkipstrag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Venkipstrag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Venkipstrag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Venkipstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear yellow jumpers.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pour water over plants.