Japflysaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent eagle.

Japflysaf created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japflysaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Japflysaf, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Japflysaf's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Japflysaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Japflysaf's priests.

2. Do not take Japflysaf's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about nebulae.