Getgofyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying spider.

Getgofyarp created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getgofyarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getgofyarp, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Getgofyarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Getgofyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must love Getgofyarp.

5. Put Getgofyarp first in all things.