Gidjighakcin Habhapgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring warg.

Gidjighakcin Habhapgan created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidjighakcin Habhapgan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidjighakcin Habhapgan, she will turn you into a mole.

Gidjighakcin Habhapgan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gidjighakcin Habhapgan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gidjighakcin Habhapgan.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.