Vigfarcum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient naga.

Vigfarcum created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfarcum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vigfarcum, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vigfarcum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Vigfarcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.