Armortmet is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered swan.

Armortmet created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armortmet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Armortmet, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Armortmet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Armortmet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Armortmet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect five lead sculptures of Armortmet on top of important buildings.