Tenvilkarxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest wolf.

Tenvilkarxuc created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenvilkarxuc, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenvilkarxuc, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tenvilkarxuc's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tenvilkarxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.