Afbifstip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Afbifstip created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afbifstip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afbifstip, it will turn you into a frog.

Afbifstip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Afbifstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to foxes while wearing gray trousers.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Afbifstip loves voles, so they must be honoured.