Mobmotdon Gomcabtal is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing mongoose.

Mobmotdon Gomcabtal created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobmotdon Gomcabtal, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobmotdon Gomcabtal, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mobmotdon Gomcabtal's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mobmotdon Gomcabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear green shorts.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Mobmotdon Gomcabtal on top of all buildings.