Pangbogdab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless duck.

Pangbogdab created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbogdab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangbogdab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pangbogdab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pangbogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangbogdab.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.