Gepnartbammin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking fairy.

Gepnartbammin created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnartbammin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepnartbammin, it will turn you into a snail.

Gepnartbammin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gepnartbammin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Put Gepnartbammin first in all things.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Run away from fawn manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.