Bundisspodcibbot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless naga.

Bundisspodcibbot created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bundisspodcibbot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bundisspodcibbot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bundisspodcibbot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bundisspodcibbot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the north.