Nurthugcungadnanjig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring lizard.

Nurthugcungadnanjig created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthugcungadnanjig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurthugcungadnanjig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nurthugcungadnanjig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nurthugcungadnanjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nurthugcungadnanjig.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.