Voltal is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet alligator.

Voltal created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Voltal, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Voltal, she will turn you into a hamster.

Voltal's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Voltal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voltal.