Rakcetbotwotcudrowtargflat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, irritating cow.

Rakcetbotwotcudrowtargflat created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakcetbotwotcudrowtargflat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakcetbotwotcudrowtargflat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rakcetbotwotcudrowtargflat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rakcetbotwotcudrowtargflat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.