Armdubhin Zimmumcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair grasshopper.

Armdubhin Zimmumcep created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdubhin Zimmumcep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armdubhin Zimmumcep, he will throw large rocks at you.

Armdubhin Zimmumcep's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Armdubhin Zimmumcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always obey Armdubhin Zimmumcep's priests.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.