Dabbossbim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless elephant.

Dabbossbim created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbossbim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dabbossbim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dabbossbim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dabbossbim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dabbossbim.