Bigbogrig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak alligator.

Bigbogrig created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigbogrig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bigbogrig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bigbogrig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bigbogrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must pray to Bigbogrig six times a day.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. You must love Bigbogrig.