Cusswongem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless wren.

Cusswongem created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusswongem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cusswongem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cusswongem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cusswongem's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Always obey Cusswongem's priests.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never look at black holes.