Bogsaglanomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless squid.

Bogsaglanomt created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsaglanomt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogsaglanomt, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bogsaglanomt's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bogsaglanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Bogsaglanomt on top of important buildings.