Hotpasrill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient monkey.

Hotpasrill created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotpasrill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hotpasrill, she will turn you into a snail.

Hotpasrill's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hotpasrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hotpasrill loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.