Lamflamlid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless centipede.

Lamflamlid created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamflamlid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamflamlid, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lamflamlid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Lamflamlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed apples to doves while wearing cyan stockings.

5. Never think about dark energy near swans while wearing orange rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.