Flagfadaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, emotional fox.

Flagfadaf created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfadaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flagfadaf, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flagfadaf's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flagfadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Flagfadaf eight times a day.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.