Paszagjig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient dryad.

Paszagjig created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paszagjig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paszagjig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Paszagjig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Paszagjig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paszagjig.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.