Bossdobbog Tafgigtimyarpvogstigjiggab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind wolf.

Bossdobbog Tafgigtimyarpvogstigjiggab created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossdobbog Tafgigtimyarpvogstigjiggab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossdobbog Tafgigtimyarpvogstigjiggab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bossdobbog Tafgigtimyarpvogstigjiggab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bossdobbog Tafgigtimyarpvogstigjiggab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown coats.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Bossdobbog Tafgigtimyarpvogstigjiggab on top of important buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Never hurt foxes.